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Yesterday we were driving around from one appointment to the next...and I was feeling sorry for myself, per the usually and we came up with this great idea. We'll run an ad for a baby:
WE'LL BUY YOUR BABY
Any age, any sex, any ethnicity
No papers?
Not potty trained?
Doesn't eat veggies?
NO Problem
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Well, we got a laugh out of it. My other thought is to start learking around the maternity ward of the hospital with 10K in hand...
Awww I felt that way before too!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I have definitely felt that way :-D
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